smegster

A celtic god

Oh smegster lay me

by smegster November 8, 2003

smegster

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.

Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

smegster

Somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.

Mark, stop masturbating, Dr Fookass is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!

by ford prefect October 6, 2003

Smegster

A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.

Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!

Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.

by AMadHat September 18, 2024