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smegster 

Oh smegster lay me
smegster by smegster November 8, 2003
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smegster 

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!
smegster by smeg-stir November 7, 2003
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smegster 

Somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.
Mark, stop masturbating, Dr Fookass is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!
smegster by ford prefect October 6, 2003

Smegster 

A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.
Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!

Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.
Smegster by AMadHat September 18, 2024
Smug hipster; pretentious, trend-following scenester.
Urban Dictionary is not just for smugsters anymore.
smugster by contemptible July 20, 2008

Shmegster 

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.
How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.
Shmegster by Shmegs August 23, 2019

Shmegster 

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat
Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!
Shmegster by Shmegs January 30, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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