crooks

A red headed kid with a small dick

you act like a crooks

by Tommy sailor November 25, 2006

crooks

The name an old person gives to a criminal. Especially the government during the Nixon Administration that old people remember

Granny: That there man is a crook!
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you

by stoner63 November 18, 2010

crook

someone who has committed (or been legally convicted of) a crime

he has done many bad things: he's a crook.

by Humberto Cueva December 10, 2003

The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

crooked

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."

by Diego August 14, 2003

crook

Sick, unwell Australian slang

I am too crook to work

by Erniezzz February 12, 2005

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 07, 2010