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smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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