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Smemory
1.) A memory acknowledged by a smell 2.) A momento characterized by a unique scent or aroma 3.) A sudden rememberance of a person, place, thing, or time jogged by the sense of smell
Seemo
sexy+scene+emo= seemo. somebody who is a sexy scene or emo kid. (being called seemo is a good thing)!
Seemo by your mother was here May 23, 2008
smegmolised
After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
smegmolised by Women Moment September 17, 2020
smegmosis
Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
Smeepole
Two penises getting blown by the same mouth at the same time, while both penises are intoxicated. Alcohol, marijuana, or both can lead to the intoxication.
Note: Races may occur to see who erupts first, because the slower of the two will have the others victory juice on his manhood.
Note: Races may occur to see who erupts first, because the slower of the two will have the others victory juice on his manhood.
Matt: Yeah, I guess they got a Smeepole by that one chick.
You: That is so fucking gay man. What were they thinking?
Matt: Well they weren't. I'd be surprised if they were awake for it.
You: That is so fucking gay man. What were they thinking?
Matt: Well they weren't. I'd be surprised if they were awake for it.
Smeepole by Cocktits McGee March 30, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026