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When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.
Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed
smeach by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016
Words you can keep
That man and his body odour is out of "smeach".
Smeach by smeach creator January 18, 2024
Related Words
smeach smeached smeech Seachickens smelch sleach smench Smetch Sneach skeach

seachellefly

A cheating, conniving, lying person of the female persuasion.
Narcissistic, likes to make herself the victim to get other's attention.
Likes to blame others and assumes responsibility for nothing, can't be held accountable.
Seachelleflys are commonly found trying to please and/or impress others in order to charm them so they can later control those who fall for the their superficial charms.
Check it out guys, seachellefly is trying to impress more victims.
It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!
I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!
smeechy by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012
Seachin (verb)- playing around too much
Seach (noun)- a person who plays around too much
Seachy (adjective)- excessively playful
Boy to friend: Do you think I can fit this whole brush in my butt?
Friend to boy: Yo, stop seachin

Girl to boyfriend: You are such a seach
Boyfriend to girl: Lol, I know
seachin by fleezy1010 December 11, 2016
1. Irish word for snow.

2. Irish slang for cocaine, but also used to describe ketamine and speed.
"Get a half ounce of the sneachta."
Sneachta by obp^& July 28, 2019
To use to name a secret/secluded beach only you and your trusted comrades know about. Aka a sneaky beach. Often used instead of saying the name of the beach.
I'm packing some snacks, taking a cheeky trip to the Sneach
Sneach by Beach Bandit December 23, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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