smeach

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016

Smeach

a shortening of "smell reach"

That man and his body odour is out of "smeach".

by smeach creator January 18, 2024

seachellefly

A cheating, conniving, lying person of the female persuasion.
Narcissistic, likes to make herself the victim to get other's attention.
Likes to blame others and assumes responsibility for nothing, can't be held accountable.
Seachelleflys are commonly found trying to please and/or impress others in order to charm them so they can later control those who fall for the their superficial charms.

Check it out guys, seachellefly is trying to impress more victims.

by The ghost of christmas past April 12, 2014

smeechy

It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!

I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!

by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

seachin

Seachin (verb)- playing around too much
Seach (noun)- a person who plays around too much
Seachy (adjective)- excessively playful

Boy to friend: Do you think I can fit this whole brush in my butt?
Friend to boy: Yo, stop seachin

Girl to boyfriend: You are such a seach
Boyfriend to girl: Lol, I know

by fleezy1010 December 11, 2016

Sneachta

1. Irish word for snow.

2. Irish slang for cocaine, but also used to describe ketamine and speed.

"Get a half ounce of the sneachta."

by obp^& July 28, 2019

Sneach

To use to name a secret/secluded beach only you and your trusted comrades know about. Aka a sneaky beach. Often used instead of saying the name of the beach.

I'm packing some snacks, taking a cheeky trip to the Sneach

by Beach Bandit December 23, 2019