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When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.
Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed
by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016

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The term used when one is stood in a shop corner creeping out the customers and wrecking shoppers days.
Security can you have a word with that man over there hes been eyeing up the underwear section for over an hour and we have lost customers.

Sure I did wonder if he was a De-rek?

Yeah hes fucked up everyone's day!
by Linebacker589 May 10, 2017

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