Definitions by Linebacker589

De-rek 

The term used when one is stood in a shop corner creeping out the customers and wrecking shoppers days.

Security can you have a word with that man over there hes been eyeing up the underwear section for over an hour and we have lost customers.

Sure I did wonder if he was a De-rek?

Yeah hes fucked up everyone's day!

De-rek by Linebacker589 May 20, 2017

smeach 

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

smeach by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016