Linebacker589's definitions

De-rek

The term used when one is stood in a shop corner creeping out the customers and wrecking shoppers days.

Security can you have a word with that man over there hes been eyeing up the underwear section for over an hour and we have lost customers.

Sure I did wonder if he was a De-rek?

Yeah hes fucked up everyone's day!

by Linebacker589 May 20, 2017

smeach

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016