smashy face
The facial expression displayed by someone, whether they realize they're doing it or not, after they've had sexual intercourse.
smashy face by KekMemes December 13, 2016
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smash face
1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)
-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(
smash face by ddeeznuts August 5, 2006
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Smash your face drunk
When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
Smash your face drunk by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011
Smash my face
a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
Smash my face by Ryan August 12, 2004
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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