Smashyfaced

When you're a little more than smashed but a little less than shitfaced, you're ready to party.

After a few drinks at the pub, Matt was feeling a little smashyfaced and ready to party like a rockstar.

by PartyMatt May 9, 2018

smashface

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

swastyfaced

someone who is extremely drunk.

"Did you see Jose last night? He was swastyfaced"... "lets get swastyfaced tonight"

by CUPCAKE-DUH February 25, 2009

Smashface

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

smashface

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004