smashface

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

by Lee Sauce March 4, 2006

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 20, 2004

smashface

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 11, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

smashface

This ugly bitch who got her face smash skinky wink wink she ugly. She be nasty and shit, Lauren she she like BBC because only retarded bitches like BBC

I'm lauren grasher I like BBC and my face got smashed hilfe mich

by South Meck Sadist Tom Skinner March 14, 2004

Smashface

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014