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smash and grab

1)a form of petty thievery where the thief has a limited amount of time before he must flee the scene, and so maximizes this opportunity by breaking the glass of a storefront or display and grabbing as much loot as is possible in a single swoop. Often a shattered mess is what remains of the scene.
2)George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's Domestic and Foreign Policy. Substitute the words " the glass of a storefront or display" with either "Iraq,""The Planet," or "The American People."
1) The proprietors had it coming. They were just begging for a good ol' smash and grab.
2)Substitute "Iraq", "The Planet," "The American People," "our grandchildren," for the word "proprietors." in the above sentence.
smash and grab by Pantaloon January 15, 2008
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smash and grab

A term used for a female you would have sex with but nothing else. One night stand type of female. I.e you would 'smash and grab' her but wouldn't be seen in public with her or let her meet your mum.
Look at that filthy piece over there, she is worth a smash and grab.
smash and grab by vigvam1 July 28, 2010

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.
My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.
Smash and grab by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

smash and grab

The act of breaking in and stealing something from whithin the broken object. Commonly used for objects in a car. Yo smash the window and grab the cd player.
Someone was doing smash and grab on high end cars.

Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.
Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!
Smash and Grab by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026