smartliest 

the most intelligent phrase one has heard from a person who normally does not use intelligent phrases.

Jim (not very articulate person): "The moral of the story is, the universe is dying due to expansion."

John: "That's the smartliest thing I've ever heard you say."

smartliest by mistyme205 August 1, 2012

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

Smarties Smoke by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

smarties 

Ecstasy pills

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)

smarties by roglewis April 22, 2009

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

shartlist by conkspotter November 17, 2011

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013