in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.
Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.
by Mc$ellin June 26, 2010
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by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008
Get the smarge mug.by asad123 June 22, 2008
Get the smarge mug.Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.
The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.
by Live a Little February 18, 2019
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1. “They only have smarge sizes left — either baby size or XXL!”
2. “I asked for a regular coffee, but they gave me a smarge one. It’s like a bucket.”
2. “I asked for a regular coffee, but they gave me a smarge one. It’s like a bucket.”
by AR7177 May 18, 2025
Get the Smarge mug.A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).
by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008
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Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."
Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."
Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
by cysleon August 6, 2021
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