smarge

in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.

Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.

by Mc$ellin June 26, 2010

smarge

A smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of various ratios of Smirnoff vodka and ABC Cream Soda. A "smarge straight up" is the classic 1:1 mixture.

Yo man wanna come over tonight and throw back some smarges?

by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008

smarge

Function: noun
a small coffee served in a large cup; small + large = smarge

Ted gets a smarge every time he goes to Starbucks.

by asad123 June 22, 2008

smarge

Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.

The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.

by Live a Little February 18, 2019

Smarge

Used to describe something that is either extremely small or extremely large, but definitely not medium. The perfect opposite of "medium."

1. “They only have smarge sizes left — either baby size or XXL!”

2. “I asked for a regular coffee, but they gave me a smarge one. It’s like a bucket.”

by AR7177 May 18, 2025

sloppy smarge

A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).

Dude those sloppy smarges messed me up bad!

by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008

Smarterchild

A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide!

ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.

by feedstock April 16, 2006