smardwater

Another name for Smartwater. Smartwater is a bottled water which claims to make you smarter if you drink it.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the smardwater?
Jean: Do it yourself, smardface.
Marcy: Uhg.. Phatphace.
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Jean: Yo smardface, whats the answer to this math problem?
Marcy: You mean the 2+2 one? Its four you phatphace! Go drink some smardwater, hukhuk!

by Tidbit October 15, 2006

smardface

A girl who thinks she is superior in knowledge over others. Usually tells cheesy jokes and is actually more clever than smart.

Jean: Hey, what is on a hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Pfffft, you DON'T KNOW THAT?!
Jean: Smardface. -.-
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Marcy: Hey Jean, guess what time it is?
Jean: What time is it?
Marcy: Time to drink some SMARTWATER.
Jean: Smardface. -.-

by Tidbit October 14, 2006

phatphace

A lazy canadian male who is always hungry.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the remote?
Jean: Noooo.
Marcy: Phatphace.
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Jean: Hey, wanna order me some hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Do it yourself, phatphace.

by Tidbit August 21, 2006