Small boned 

Besides meaning being short or overly thin, can also be used to refer to a small penis, a reference to the penis' other name, boner.

A: Whoa! That's some small dick you got there!
B: Dude, I don't have a small penis! I'm just small boned.

Small boned by der fuehrer September 9, 2007

small boned 

A nice way of saying one is short, small in an odd way, or a midget.

"Yo man I'm not short. I'm just small boned"

small boned by shortbonededness December 9, 2008

smallbone 

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.

Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.

smallbone by ThirstyB July 19, 2018

Blair Smallbone 

Another word for human fecies

I took a blair smallbone

Blair Smallbone by Ryan boone October 25, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019