smack block

When your about to put the smack down and someone else stops your smack.

I was about to put the smack down on that hoe, but her John put a smack block on me.

by mb3 November 5, 2007

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

smack a black man

to go for a ride, often in a car.

1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.

by 4everful March 10, 2008

black smack

Strong beer/lager usually 9% by volume. Sold in black cans/tins. A firm favourite with street drinkers.

" Wher's me black smack la'? Sound!"

by Mogi Hare March 26, 2012

Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

Sack-blocked

When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.

Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself

Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.

Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!

by jemdood February 3, 2010

snack blocking

Snack Blocking; verb. The act of cutting in line at Costco and taking the last free sample.

That little bastard has been snack blocking me at every free sample station.

by Disbarred Lawyer January 25, 2020