A young mother from a lower socio-economic background. Usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. Drug abuseproblem optional.
'I saw Kerry Katona in an Iceland advert the other day with her kids.'
"Don't eat those McNuggets Kevin, they've been sitting out for two days. You're gonna get the slurzy yurtles if you eat them."
Doctor: "What brings you here today?"
Kevin: "I ate some nugs and 'cue sauce and now I got ray-rays (diarrhea) and a squirly tum."
Doctor: "Just as I suspected. A textbook case of the slurzy yurtles."