When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.
by UncleEllesmere November 26, 2017
"I had to leave gym class early, cause I got ray-rays on the mini-tramp"
or
"Did you hear Kevin shit himself on the minitramp in gym class?"
"Naw, he didn't fudge his huggies, but he was catching rays in french class so his mom picked him up early."
or
"Did you hear Kevin shit himself on the minitramp in gym class?"
"Naw, he didn't fudge his huggies, but he was catching rays in french class so his mom picked him up early."
by UncleEllesmere November 28, 2017
A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
or
"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
or
"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 28, 2017
"Don't eat those McNuggets Kevin, they've been sitting out for two days. You're gonna get the slurzy yurtles if you eat them."
Doctor: "What brings you here today?"
Kevin: "I ate some nugs and 'cue sauce and now I got ray-rays (diarrhea) and a squirly tum."
Doctor: "Just as I suspected. A textbook case of the slurzy yurtles."
Doctor: "What brings you here today?"
Kevin: "I ate some nugs and 'cue sauce and now I got ray-rays (diarrhea) and a squirly tum."
Doctor: "Just as I suspected. A textbook case of the slurzy yurtles."
by UncleEllesmere November 28, 2017