Definitions by UncleEllesmere

googling aliens 

When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.

why didn't you warn me about those edibles! I was googling aliens because of you!

googling aliens by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

stoke boner 

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.

"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"

stoke boner by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

Ray-rays

A slang term for diarrhea. Derived from dia-ray-ray. Also referred to simply as 'Rays'

"I had to leave gym class early, cause I got ray-rays on the mini-tramp"

or

"Did you hear Kevin shit himself on the minitramp in gym class?"
"Naw, he didn't fudge his huggies, but he was catching rays in french class so his mom picked him up early."

Ray-rays by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

slurzy yurtles 

slurzy yurtles

An uneasy or upset stomach, often experienced as diarrhea, nausea.

"Don't eat those McNuggets Kevin, they've been sitting out for two days. You're gonna get the slurzy yurtles if you eat them."

Doctor: "What brings you here today?"
Kevin: "I ate some nugs and 'cue sauce and now I got ray-rays (diarrhea) and a squirly tum."
Doctor: "Just as I suspected. A textbook case of the slurzy yurtles."

slurzy yurtles by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017