slowbunny 

Someone who's normally really smart, but doesn't understand the simpliest, most obvious things. This is usually between nerds, or between people who are a few years apart. the younger would say it to the older, more educated person.

slow = daft
bunny = normally quick.

bro why wont she go out with you?
cause she's a lesbian, you slowbunny

slowbunny by raataataat January 25, 2011

SlawBunny 

Slob on des nuts

do you know what a slawbunny is?
Slob on these nuts, got em

SlawBunny by hung daddy sR December 23, 2021

snowbunny 

Accurately describes a female snowboarder or possibly a female skier. Any other definition is absurd and misleading.

snowbunny.com is a great site to find snowboards, gear, and cloths for girls.

or

Joel has been hittin the slopes extra latley cause he's got his eye on that snowbunny Kendra.

snowbunny by VTsnowbunny March 19, 2008

snowbunny 

A sexy girl who snowboards or skiis. Also are usually very bad at snowboarding/skiing

I was on the lift and had to holla at a snowbunny who kept falling over on the easy slope.

snowbunny by brooks55 February 26, 2009

snowbunny crisis 

A crisis that Dr. Umar has warned us about. He wrote a book for beta coons to save themselves from this crisis, and it will be published soon.

“I ain’t dating no dirty black ho I only date white women”

“you need to read dr. umar’s new book for beta coons such as yourself. free yourself from the white woman.”

“We just lost another brother to the snowbunny crisis”

snowbunny crisis by il3vemygl0ck May 6, 2021

slow bunny 

A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.

Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.

slow bunny by Voli23 February 7, 2005

snowbunny hoe 

A girl that jumps from guy to guy and has a lot of cum on her face all the time

She’s such a snowbunny hoeshe has cum on her face all the time.

snowbunny hoe by eagles1602 May 10, 2018