Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.
A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.
by RohanL May 14, 2020
Get the Slothitis mug.An affliction causing the affected person(s) to have catastrophic failure in any venture they put forth. They can be identified with the physical characteristic of eyes that are very close together. A secondary physical identifier of the affliction is an odor similar to that of a dead skunk who has been left in a dirty diaper for days.
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Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.
E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!
by natenoged June 22, 2012
Get the slothtastic mug.A woman that wasnt a slut, but somehow she manages to listen to her friends' slutty advices and thus becames infected, becaming a slut.
"Hey, you have slutitis!"
by prates August 28, 2007
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Get the Slothaism mug.An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
by slothtammer December 8, 2010
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2. i was going to go to work today, but i got a case of slothicide
2. i was going to go to work today, but i got a case of slothicide
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