A slothet is girl who is obsessed with sloths and secretly wants to be one. Slothets are kind and funny they are also very artistic. When you meet a slothet they are either completely crazy and love drama or they are chill and litterely are like a sloth.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
Get the slothet mug.Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.
A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.
by RohanL May 14, 2020
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Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.
E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!
by natenoged June 22, 2012
Get the slothtastic mug.by SteveGez September 24, 2006
Get the slothed mug.A slow, dumb, lazy, unmotivated, uncaring, incompetent, unnecessary and replaceable human. Someone who's laziness of mind is manifested in both their physical form and the way they behave.
I had to step off the curb and walk on the street to get past the slothenly family strolling down the sidewalk. It took the slothenly employees 25 minutes to prepare my to go order at lunch. I tried to walk up the escalator, but the slothenly people prevented my progress
by ERIC STEINBACK November 16, 2007
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A name for a human who thinks and acts like a sloth. They are usually quite dopey and refer to their prison inmate as 'Honestleh'. Together they fight racoons and eat 'iguana meat' as they are their biggest enemies.
A name for a human who thinks and acts like a sloth. They are usually quite dopey and refer to their prison inmate as 'Honestleh'. Together they fight racoons and eat 'iguana meat' as they are their biggest enemies.
by honestleh1234 November 18, 2012
Get the Slotheh mug.slother: (n) a stoner with a reputation for exhibiting sloth like behavior when under the influence.
sloth, slothing, slothed: (v) when a stoner can't get off the couch or falls alseep while high
sloth, slothing, slothed: (v) when a stoner can't get off the couch or falls alseep while high
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That guy is such a slother, because he can never get off the
couch when he smokes.
Don't soth all day on my couch, if we smoke.
I just woke up after slothing all afternoon.
She's not getting up for awhile, as she's hella slothed.
That guy is such a slother, because he can never get off the
couch when he smokes.
Don't soth all day on my couch, if we smoke.
I just woke up after slothing all afternoon.
She's not getting up for awhile, as she's hella slothed.
by demandrew August 3, 2011
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