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Uncle Sloppy Sam
Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
Uncle Sloppy Sam by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011
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Uncle Sloppy Sam by TruGun October 8, 2011
Sloppy Samei
While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.
Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.
Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.
Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.
Sloppy Samei by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009
sloppy sammi
sloppy sammi by Erusll August 31, 2017
Sloppy Samantha
A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Sloppy Samantha by Torbert February 10, 2018
samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy
When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy
Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”
Sean-“what’s that?
Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”
Sean-“what’s that?
Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”
samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy by The Sneaky Man May 27, 2019
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