sloppy jello 

When a man gets drunk and whips up a batch of green jello and mixes it up wih urin and various lotions so it is nice and sloppy.The man then takes a trip to the local cemetary and digs up a distant relative. Then the man even more drunk, takes the corps to a secluded space and crames the sloppy jello into an oraphis of his chioce and fucks the shit out of it.

Adam Gonzalez loves sloppy jello

sloppy jello by gob bob June 11, 2006

Sloppy Jellopy 

The act of diving into the Pussy, Neck Deep; like a champ, then reaching down to fist her asshole just as she is about to cum.

As i went down on her into her sweet peach like a warm summers night, she screamed just before she came, "Give me that Sloppy Jellopy!"

Sloppy Jellopy by Swizzle_Stick54 November 19, 2020

Sloppy Jalloppy 

This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

Sloppy Jalloppy by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant

#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.

sloppy jallopy by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

sloppy jelloppy

A dirty, contaminated, or messed up vagina; a loose vagina. I vagina that's been worn out.

Don't mess with her! She got a sloppy jelloppy!

sloppy jelloppy by JJT09 August 13, 2010