Sloppy Jack 

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.

"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."

Sloppy Jack by cannabis420 March 18, 2015

sloppy jack 

Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures

Andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.

sloppy jack by ManMachine January 24, 2005

Sloppy Jackson 

Vaginal intercourse followed by anal intercourse followed by vaginal intercourse and then cunnilungus.

Unbeknownst at the time, the drunken lovers were subjugating the man to the humiliation of a Sloppy Jackson.

Sloppy Jackson by ModusOperandi February 25, 2009

sloppy jackhammer

When you're getting head and you thrust into her mouth at the fastest possible speed.

Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.

sloppy jackhammer by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019

slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

slappy jack by This is the name your February 15, 2026

slappyjackle 

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

slappyjackle by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

slappyjack 

A chump ass jive turkey. A fool who's never going to change. Your tardo roommate. Keyser.

"You slappyjack, scallywag, jive turkey bastard!"

slappyjack by slappyjack February 6, 2009