sloppy croc 

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

sloppy croc by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

sloppycock 

not able to get an erection. dick is full of jelly often bursts leading to major complications

YOU, you sloppycock

sloppycock by halitosis breath June 4, 2003