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sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
sloppy joe by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!
Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!
Sloppy Joe by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."
sloppy joe by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.
Sloppy Joe by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face
Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
Sloppy Joe by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Sloppy Joe

When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.
Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her.

Kirk got a Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe by Utahman123 September 10, 2010