Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?

Slob-Job by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010

Get the Slob-Job mug.

B-B-Q and slob job

the term for giving a blowjob to both a hotdog and a guy at a B-B-Q.

Tyler really loved that B-B-Q and slob job

B-B-Q and slob job by Vanish137 January 12, 2021

Get the B-B-Q and slob job mug.

job slob

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.

Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".

job slob by RSW August 25, 2013

Get the job slob mug.

slobjob

A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.

Give me a slobjob, woman.

slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007

Get the slobjob mug.

slobjobability

Ones ability to get a Slob Job.

Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability

slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018

Get the slobjobability mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Get the Larpenomics mug.

Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

Word of the Day on October 20, 2026

Get the Palmela Handerson mug.