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shlacked 

ADJ: to be very intoxicated and extremely suped at the same time.
ADJ: During happy hour, Sue was so shlacked that when her co worker punched her in the face, she hugged him and said, "we need to hang out more often!".
shlacked by Roxien October 31, 2007
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Got Splacked 

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person.
Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser".

(This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)
Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class?
Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro?
Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria.
Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.
Got Splacked by Dfrenchpirate December 25, 2015

I've slacked tech 

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios
I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet
I've slacked tech by igbceo November 8, 2022
describes the physical state your in when on Vicodin or Norco. very relaxed and a slacking attitude. similar to saying you are "stoned."
where you been man?

dude i been slacked out in the bathroom cuz these pills.
Slacked by Bankadank November 11, 2010

Shlacked 

1.One who has not kept up his/her personal appearance.
2.Someone that looks cracked out,ugly as hell just not good looking.
"Dang did you see Betty today?"
"No why?"
"She looked tore up from the floor up! straight shlacked dude on the real!
Shlacked by Wendy Jorgensen April 6, 2006

Splacked 

Man you're fucking splacked on that shit.
Splacked by Fumar August 1, 2008