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slinky dinky 

When one slams their penis in a door, and then screams and runs from the pain, elongating their penis. The act is also done by Manjo players looking to fine tune their instrument
Henry carefully did the slinky dinky in order to fine tune his manjo
slinky dinky by venom4789 June 3, 2017
Words you can keep

slinky dinky 

a really soft and elongated, crushed dick that hurts like satans man tits
me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
slinky dinky by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019

slinky dinky 

Adjective. An elongated limp johnson.
A penis which is no longer erect due to poor choice in arousal.
After realizing Jane was butt ass ugly, Tom was left with a slinky dinky.
slinky dinky by Battlecock April 21, 2017

Stinky Dinky 

The smell of Little Richie's stinky dinky killed millions.
Stinky Dinky by JQqqq October 28, 2009

slinky dink 

If your imagination is vivid enough to think up this word, youre awesome.
Yesterday I was laying down, bored, and all of a sudden I was Slinky Dink.
slinky dink by CandidPolaroid September 2, 2019

stinky dinky 

your cock after having sex with a really dirty slut.
Jeremy braun's mom made my dinky stinky.
stinky dinky by mike January 6, 2004

Stinky dinky 

A different way to refer to a dab pen
Dude lemme hit that stinky dinky

Nahh you a fiend bro

Dude I’m just tryna get doinked help me out
Stinky dinky by Ostrichthekid October 24, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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