slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.

Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.

by jtj143795 September 13, 2017

Kentucky Slide Dick-in

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.

Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?

by Nordine October 20, 2021

Dick Slide

Slang for lube.

Dude! You got dick slide all over me!

by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011