(v.) Listening to the soundtrack of a sexual act in which you are not partaking, be it for entertainment value or masturbatory material. This is commonly practiced in hotel rooms or apartment buildings with thin walls.
I can't stop myself from sleezedropping when I walk out into the hall and hear the people in apartment 327 fucking.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'