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sleepspacing 

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.

"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"
sleepspacing by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006
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sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.
- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.
sleepscaping by strusch May 25, 2017

Sleepshaming

To shame a person for either sleeping too much or too little.
"Dude are you up so late, its almost passed 4 am....."
"STOP SLEEPSHAMING ME."
Sleepshaming by Reze June 17, 2016

sleepsacking 

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.
Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.
sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026