sleepake

the feeling in between being awake and being able to fall asleep

i wish i didn’t have this sleepake so id be able to sleep tonight

sleepake by sleepake123 December 10, 2024

sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep

need sleepage NOW

sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepbaked 

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.

Most practice fields don't bleed.

sleepbaked by Spaztic December 28, 2003

sleepage 

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.

1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"

sleepage by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008

sleepbaked 

What Spaztic gets everyone on boring nights in the IRC server, Quakenet, on the channel #jj2. Usually, sex-related, perverted, mindless, or about cheese and ham. Anything random that will destroy your brain.

<Spaztic> YAYAYAYA THX PLZ MORE CORN

sleepbaked by [GpW]NinjA August 6, 2003

Sleepadelic 

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.

"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"

Sleepadelic by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011

SleepaWeepa 

Someone who sleeps in and misses some school and then cries About it. They are Very annyoIng
How to pronounce: (Slee-pa-weepa)

Person #1: Jimmy slept in and cried about missing school today
person #2: Whatta loser. He's such a sleepaweepa

SleepaWeepa by Kivi_Wivi_UWU April 26, 2022