sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

sleep-reading by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Sleep Reaping 

Masturbating in your sleep.

Similar to Sleep Walking.

Explains the phenomena of morning wood and wet dreams.

I woke up and my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch, I must have been sleep reaping again last night...

Sleep Reaping by i_love_lamp April 22, 2010