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sleep puss 

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.
Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!
sleep puss by Nurse bean April 3, 2016
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Sleep Pussy 

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
Sleep Pussy by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy 

Two things men can't stand.
There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

sheep pussy 

a sheep pussy is A lil bitch with jew hair that can't handle any fucking situations even if it's fucking easy as all hell.
Fucking bitch ass Ross cant do anything since he has jew hair and is fucking retarded. With his fucking afro.

So a sheep pussy is a lil bitch.
sheep pussy by SquietSquirt May 7, 2018

SleepPissing 

Passing out after drinking a natty daddy tall boy and a steel tall boy, while your two guest watch the minions movie. Then proceeding to sleep walk and go to the corner of the room with the tv and proceeding to piss on a pile of pillows and the wall and heater all in the same piss. This leads to walking straight back to the couch you were asleep on, not waking up to your named being called before or during the piss, and falling asleep for the night.
Did you hear what pissy boy did?

Yeah, heard he went SleepPissing.
SleepPissing by Rick4220022 August 21, 2021

pussy sweep

The little price of pubic hair that grows above man’s lip also known as a purity stach when using the term pussy sweep you want to highlight the persons virginality
Shave that pussy sweep jack smith and finn mechielsen