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Slatchel is the ultimate phrase.It has an endless amount of meanings.Often used by the citizens of Batavia, Il.
"Lets go slatchel some slatchel fuel."
"Eww I got slatchel all over my hand."
"Look how slatcheled that guys is!"
slatchel by Grandpa December 7, 2003
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satchel kill 

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand
Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at
satchel kill by JackRosa June 4, 2020

Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
Seed Satchel by .Woody. October 27, 2007
A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.
Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!
satchel by Koontzie March 31, 2017

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"
{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?
spatcheler by Telephony June 6, 2014

Slatchet 

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders
Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet
Slatchet by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

Scatchell 

A person who feels the need to always one-up a story that you are telling to a group of people.

A person who is unsatisfied with someone else's story telling, so he/she must tell a similar story with a "better" ending result.
Why is it that everytime I tell a story, that "scatchell" has to butt in and ruin it!?
Scatchell by Centralra's December 16, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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