slaybies

An intense desire and need for the slay. Just like rabies your mouth starts to water and you foam at the mouth and start to lose your mind if you do not slay soon

I hope these girls can cure my wicked slaybies

by pener April 3, 2005

Sclaybies

The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.

The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.

There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.

Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."

by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010

Slabies

A group of slave babies.

The white slaveowner went to the auction to buy a couple slabies for his plantation.

by NatMcMahan May 31, 2015

Slayzies

it's like slay when you're being ironic and have nothing to say but it's more impactful

person 1: my mom died last night
person 2: slayzies!

by shreksleftknucklytoe January 13, 2022

Staybies

Any human persons who have succeeded in physical survival from infancy, but are socially and psychologically conditioned to remain, or stay, as intellectual "babies."

A Staybie (singular) has many evolutionary advantages including, but not limited to, continual comfort, social coddling, and mating success.

"How can Karen possibly believe that Boss will buy that lame excuse?"
"Bro, Karen and Boss are Staybies, they will always just gurgle and roll on their backs no matter what actual problem happens."

by Nicholas the 2 April 19, 2019

Slabies

When the woman, identified as a "slut" has an unidentified sexually transmitted disease, this word is used as short for Slut - Rabies.

I don't know what Britney has, but you should wrap it up, just in case she has slabies!

by Weiner tha poo July 21, 2009