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Sclaybies
The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.
The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.
There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.
There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Sclaybies by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010
Slabies
Slabies by NatMcMahan May 31, 2015
Slayzies
Slayzies by shreksleftknucklytoe January 13, 2022
Staybies
Any human persons who have succeeded in physical survival from infancy, but are socially and psychologically conditioned to remain, or stay, as intellectual "babies."
A Staybie (singular) has many evolutionary advantages including, but not limited to, continual comfort, social coddling, and mating success.
A Staybie (singular) has many evolutionary advantages including, but not limited to, continual comfort, social coddling, and mating success.
"How can Karen possibly believe that Boss will buy that lame excuse?"
"Bro, Karen and Boss are Staybies, they will always just gurgle and roll on their backs no matter what actual problem happens."
"Bro, Karen and Boss are Staybies, they will always just gurgle and roll on their backs no matter what actual problem happens."
Staybies by Nicholas the 2 April 19, 2019
Slabies
When the woman, identified as a "slut" has an unidentified sexually transmitted disease, this word is used as short for Slut - Rabies.
Slabies by Weiner tha poo July 21, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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