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Sclaybies 

The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.

The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.

There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Sclaybies by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010
Related Words
The white slaveowner went to the auction to buy a couple slabies for his plantation.
Slabies by NatMcMahan May 31, 2015

Slayzies 

it's like slay when you're being ironic and have nothing to say but it's more impactful
person 1: my mom died last night
person 2: slayzies!
Slayzies by shreksleftknucklytoe January 13, 2022

Staybies 

Any human persons who have succeeded in physical survival from infancy, but are socially and psychologically conditioned to remain, or stay, as intellectual "babies."

A Staybie (singular) has many evolutionary advantages including, but not limited to, continual comfort, social coddling, and mating success.
"How can Karen possibly believe that Boss will buy that lame excuse?"
"Bro, Karen and Boss are Staybies, they will always just gurgle and roll on their backs no matter what actual problem happens."
Staybies by Nicholas the 2 April 19, 2019
When the woman, identified as a "slut" has an unidentified sexually transmitted disease, this word is used as short for Slut - Rabies.
I don't know what Britney has, but you should wrap it up, just in case she has slabies!
Slabies by Weiner tha poo July 21, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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