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Sclaybies
The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.
The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.
There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.
There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Sclaybies by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010
Slabies
Slabies by NatMcMahan May 31, 2015
Slayzies
Slayzies by shreksleftknucklytoe January 13, 2022
Staybies
Any human persons who have succeeded in physical survival from infancy, but are socially and psychologically conditioned to remain, or stay, as intellectual "babies."
A Staybie (singular) has many evolutionary advantages including, but not limited to, continual comfort, social coddling, and mating success.
A Staybie (singular) has many evolutionary advantages including, but not limited to, continual comfort, social coddling, and mating success.
"How can Karen possibly believe that Boss will buy that lame excuse?"
"Bro, Karen and Boss are Staybies, they will always just gurgle and roll on their backs no matter what actual problem happens."
"Bro, Karen and Boss are Staybies, they will always just gurgle and roll on their backs no matter what actual problem happens."
Staybies by Nicholas the 2 April 19, 2019
Slabies
When the woman, identified as a "slut" has an unidentified sexually transmitted disease, this word is used as short for Slut - Rabies.
Slabies by Weiner tha poo July 21, 2009
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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