Sclaybies

The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.

The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.

There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.

Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."

by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010

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Shlaybees

It can mean anything you want, or nothing at all.

Dude that chick has the Shlaybees for sure!

by Tyler man March 21, 2009

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Raver Scabies

Stray bits of glitter one picks up when near, or occupying a space formerly inhabited by a raver.

Must of been some Etards at Denny's last night. When I got home I had the worst case of Raver Scabies

by Daeth Rayne January 29, 2004

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Scabies

Scabies is a very itchy skin condition caused by tiny mites that burrow into your skin.

I have scabies, and I had severe itching last night, because of it. Damn mites.

by Allizard April 21, 2008

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slaybies

An intense desire and need for the slay. Just like rabies your mouth starts to water and you foam at the mouth and start to lose your mind if you do not slay soon

I hope these girls can cure my wicked slaybies

by pener April 3, 2005

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