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Sclaybies 

The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.

The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.

There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Sclaybies by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010
It can mean anything you want, or nothing at all.
Dude that chick has the Shlaybees for sure!
Shlaybees by Tyler man March 21, 2009

Raver Scabies 

Stray bits of glitter one picks up when near, or occupying a space formerly inhabited by a raver.
Must of been some Etards at Denny's last night. When I got home I had the worst case of Raver Scabies
Raver Scabies by Daeth Rayne January 29, 2004
Scabies is a very itchy skin condition caused by tiny mites that burrow into your skin.
I have scabies, and I had severe itching last night, because of it. Damn mites.
Scabies by Allizard April 21, 2008

slaybies 

An intense desire and need for the slay. Just like rabies your mouth starts to water and you foam at the mouth and start to lose your mind if you do not slay soon
I hope these girls can cure my wicked slaybies
slaybies by pener April 3, 2005
bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin
reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)
Scabies by etlkj November 14, 2003
The white slaveowner went to the auction to buy a couple slabies for his plantation.
Slabies by NatMcMahan May 31, 2015