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Slartibartifart 

The smelly monster who lives under your bed. Can also be a name applied to any ill-looking person whose correct name you don't know.
I heard a scratching noise under my bed last night, it must have been Slartibaritfart.

Q: Who's that slimy looking person over there?
A: Slartibartifart.
Slartibartifart by Scott Greig September 21, 2006

slartibartifast 

When someone really genius wins at scrabble. This person is always a female, and never male. Because it is simply impossible for a male to beat a female at scrabble. This more specifically applies to dirty scrabble.
Danielle and Trevor were playing dirty scrabble when Danielle put down her final tile to slartibartifast the game.