Slartibartifart

The smelly monster who lives under your bed. Can also be a name applied to any ill-looking person whose correct name you don't know.

I heard a scratching noise under my bed last night, it must have been Slartibaritfart.

Q: Who's that slimy looking person over there?
A: Slartibartifart.

by Scott Greig September 21, 2006