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The smelly monster who lives under your bed. Can also be a name applied to any ill-looking person whose correct name you don't know.
I heard a scratching noise under my bed last night, it must have been Slartibaritfart.

Q: Who's that slimy looking person over there?
A: Slartibartifart.
by Scott Greig September 21, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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