slapdex

the action of slapping someone's face with a penis

ORIGIN - combination of slap, blandex, and dick

Every time I hang out with my girlfriend she asks me for a slapdex.

by Barhamitzvah October 7, 2007

slapded

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.

Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.

by TheNoodler November 21, 2007

slapsex

A phenomenon during intercourse where the male must make the decision about where to place any hands not currently in use. Common among college students and drinkers of excessive amounts of beer, especially those who wear baseball caps.

After a rousing night of slapsex, I treated my mate to some new cosmetics so she could hide the bruises.

by Allana & Clifton April 3, 2006

slapdixc

Like the common word slapdick, slapdixc refers directly to cross country runners getting cought messing around or doing the wrong thing. This consists of cutting corners, not running on pace, laughing, showing any form of happiness for that matter, etc. This word can also be used by ignorant coaches when referring to their runners doing the "wrong thing" even though they are doing what they were instructed to do.

This is not jack around time! We are no ordinary slapdixc cross country team!!

by petermartinsbitch October 26, 2016