dry dock

The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties.

Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.

by TheNoodler March 31, 2006

assy

a characteristic which describes the distinct aroma of uncleanly ass.

Last night at that all you can eat church dinner buffet, I just couldn't get enough of that assy crab meat.

by TheNoodler December 21, 2006

slapded

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.

Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.

by TheNoodler November 01, 2007

chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.

Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.

by TheNoodler December 21, 2006

sementimental

An emotional attachment to one's ejaculate.

Don't mop up that splooge!!!!
It really has sementimental value to me.

by TheNoodler January 08, 2008