A vagina that has been fucked so many times, by numerous amounts of diferent sized wiener, that it looks like a sloppy joe hamburger.
*girl* - so this is it? your just gonna fuck me and never talk to me again like all the others?
*guy* well, you have a fucking slopcunt, bitch. Now get the fuck outta here, i gotta make some food cause that sloppy joe down there is makin me hungry.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.