A vagina that has been fucked so many times, by numerous amounts of diferent sized wiener, that it looks like a sloppy joehamburger.
*girl* - so this is it? your just gonna fuck me and never talk to me again like all the others?
*guy* well, you have a fucking slopcunt, bitch. Now get the fuck outta here, i gotta make some food cause that sloppy joe down there is makin me hungry.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.