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Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.
Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!
Mississippi dog slap by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

slap the dog 

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs
i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog
slap the dog by nik April 30, 2004
to slap a black man's cack.
dog slap by jojo April 26, 2005

slap the dog 

yo, after i hit the bitch fo' times, i slapped the dog!
slap the dog by Vinny Fata March 6, 2004

Castro's Lap Dog 

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
A word used in Northern Ireland. A hydrid of 'slapper' and 'dog', commonly used to describe a sexually promiscuous but unattractive female. Think fat girl in a mini skirt who presumes her self esteem will rise with the amount of men she sleeps with.
Look at that stupid slapdog trying to pull again.