nik's definitions

Ubermaaf

Word used to express an apology
A Very apologetic expression
Derived from 'maaf' (ma-af) from malay language, combined with 'Super' Uber

Ubermaaf man, I didn't mean it okay?
Ubermaaf man, are you okay?

by Nik October 2, 2004

Dukes

A gender-neutral/gender-queer/transgender parent; a parent who does not feel completely male or female

J doesn't feel comfortable being called "mom" or "dad" because s/he doesn't feel as though s/he fits the mold of any one gender; therefore, hir kids call hir "Dukes".

by Nik June 3, 2004

wigg

A defunct political party, from around the time of washington and jefferson.

Do i realy need to clarify this further?

by Nik March 27, 2004

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

Fricking Naggo

What to call people in your AIM away message when playing Grand Theft Auto 3

Busy now, fricking naggo.

by Nik April 21, 2004

osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

by Nik April 25, 2004

woozer

(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane

Diane is a f***ing woozer

by NIK April 18, 2005