slap boxing
a good way to solve problems and watch people beat the crap outta each it works for everybody and its mad funny
slap boxing by aaron g im cool October 16, 2005
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slap boxing
The Cubans are the best boxers in the world -- THE BEST and if you go to Cuba to see them train what do you see? Nothing but hours and hours of slap boxing; they're having fun.
slap boxing by MurphyChristovsky September 23, 2018
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slap boxing
A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.
Game over.
Game over.
slap boxing by Seraph November 16, 2004
slap boxing
i think the title is pretty self-explanotry. yay for bad spelling!
so, anyway, slap-boxing is basically when two rather weak people decide instead of tradiontal boxing, they will, instead, slap each other at different parts of their body (crotch up though). no gloves or fancy stuff.
so, anyway, slap-boxing is basically when two rather weak people decide instead of tradiontal boxing, they will, instead, slap each other at different parts of their body (crotch up though). no gloves or fancy stuff.
slap boxing by not corrinn April 15, 2006
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
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"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"
"SLAP BOXIN JESUS" by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006
boing slap
the noise/action of an erect penis bouncing from an eager male's boxer shorts onto his stomach when he's about to be given a hand/blow job
boing slap by boingslap July 12, 2011
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