The best possible way to get better at boxing without hurting yourself and your partner.
The Cubans are the best boxers in the world -- THE BEST and if you go to Cuba to see them train what do you see? Nothing but hours and hours of slapboxing; they're having fun.
A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.
i think the title is pretty self-explanotry. yay for bad spelling!
so, anyway, slap-boxing is basically when two rather weak people decide instead of tradiontal boxing, they will, instead, slap each other at different parts of their body (crotch up though). no gloves or fancy stuff.
Jill is not the slapboxing champion because she sucks like whoa.
Masturbating
Choking the chicken Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."