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Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Do a Sandro 

To shade two presidential candidates on the ballot, rendering the vote invalid.

Derived from the infamous event where Ferdinand Alexander "Sandro" Marcos, grandson of the dictator-tyrant Ferdinand Marcos, shaded two presidents on his ballot, making his vote for president null and void.
M: It would be psychological torture for DDS and BBM supporters to choose between Sara and Marcos Jr.
J: They should just do a Sandro and shade both. Those candidates are useless anyway.
Do a Sandro by sisid_ahon November 8, 2021
n. A duplicitous conniver. An untrustworthy sort.

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Where is the funding for our new hospital? Don’t tell me a shandro has axed the budget. Again.
shandro by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

slanderous 

An adjective to mean something spoken that is false and malicious.
Many newspapers are slanderous and misrepresent the topic.
slanderous by TechnoMoan September 30, 2013
The best person in the world. Never met someone like him. He is sweet, generous, kind, understanding, a listener, always a helping hand. Meeting this particular Sandro changed my life forever because he will change you towards your very best like you've always dreamed to be. Don't be afraid by his outstanding personality and charms. Behind his gorgeous outside lies the most kindest person in the world!
sandro is the best person in the world
Sandro by emmaphoenix19 August 8, 2017
Sandro is the BEST person to have around in ur life! Don’t even think about letting him out of life!! Especially if ur his girlfriend he’ll treat like ur an Angel and a queen!! Don’t ever think he’ll like another girl Bc he’s one of the most loyalist boy in the world! If your his best friend bruh he finna bring the fun in your mf life!!!!! 🥳 He loves playing games, smart ass, and sleepyhead. He will help you with anything no matter what! Everytime there’s drama he’ll lighten up the mood. He also LOVES ANIME and HENTAI. He’ll always surprise you when u think he won’t do things you say would. If he takes on a date you will wish tha date never ends!! He’s also very cute and hot 😳.and good at helping u get unstuck 😏 and if u invite him over he won’t be ashamed to peek at u changing. And overall he’s an amazing wonderful guy!
Y/N: Oh Sandro I love you so much never leave mee!!
Sandro: Ofc I won’t ur the only I live for. <3
Sandro by AnimeThighs101 December 27, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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