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The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013
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Slag face 

Another nickname for a slutty girl.
How to spot a slag face: they normally wear lots of make up (50 layers of mascara, caked-on orangey foundation, eyeliner and as much lip gloss as possible). Your average slag face can't write, speak or spell properly and has bad manners. They normally spread rumors about other girls (even their so-called "friends"), but always play up for attention whenever there is a slightly acceptable-looking male nearby. Stay clear.
Franca, sorry, I mean slag face, slept with 5 different guys last night. What a slut.
Slag face by ClothesHorse January 12, 2009

Slarface 

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"
"Time for slarface."
Slarface by Zedonk February 6, 2010

Slugface 

A slugface is a person who’s face is sluggish and looks like a slug or bug
Bruh look at this dude he has a slugface
Slugface by Natedawg248 December 4, 2020

Slapface 

A new Olympic sport. Invented by Jim Halpert, it is a two player game. Player one starts by slapping player two. Make it, Take it. The first player to reach eleven points wins. Dwight Schrute is a naturally talented at this sport. As seen in The Office.
Bro! Do you wanna go play some slapface later?
Slapface by Slapfacer October 8, 2008

Slarface 

When someone is super drunk or fucked up.
Don was a total Slarface at the party last night.
Slarface by Lydia916 April 5, 2024