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The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

Slag face 

Another nickname for a slutty girl.
How to spot a slag face: they normally wear lots of make up (50 layers of mascara, caked-on orangey foundation, eyeliner and as much lip gloss as possible). Your average slag face can't write, speak or spell properly and has bad manners. They normally spread rumors about other girls (even their so-called "friends"), but always play up for attention whenever there is a slightly acceptable-looking male nearby. Stay clear.
Franca, sorry, I mean slag face, slept with 5 different guys last night. What a slut.
Slag face by ClothesHorse January 12, 2009

Slarface 

verb; to sleep, in Conehead language, as seen in the 1993 Dan Aykroyd film "Coneheads"
"Time for slarface."
Slarface by Zedonk February 6, 2010

Slugface 

A slugface is a person who’s face is sluggish and looks like a slug or bug
Bruh look at this dude he has a slugface
Slugface by Natedawg248 December 4, 2020

Slapface 

A new Olympic sport. Invented by Jim Halpert, it is a two player game. Player one starts by slapping player two. Make it, Take it. The first player to reach eleven points wins. Dwight Schrute is a naturally talented at this sport. As seen in The Office.
Bro! Do you wanna go play some slapface later?
Slapface by Slapfacer October 8, 2008

Slarface 

When someone is super drunk or fucked up.
Don was a total Slarface at the party last night.
Slarface by Lydia916 April 5, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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