A state of intoxication beyond what is normally achievable. Medically, the state is somewhere in between blackout drunk and alcohol poisoning and/or death.
Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.
Fucked hard, vigorously beyond all possible terms. The slader is sweating bullets and experiencing the best sex of his life, while the sladee is getting her brians fucked out. Some entitle it hardcore sex, it can involve bondage, fisting, anal, whateverone feels like doing. Put blunly, the kinkiest, rudest, most gut wrenching, exasusting, tiring, hardcore sex of one's life.
You: "Dude, did you hear? Jennifer got sladed by Mike last night."
Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."
A state of mind where one makes a comical and somewhat endearing exit. Caused when a person has been jaded by continued under-appreciation combined with daily exposure to stupid people.
Derived from the surname Slater (from Steven Slater, the Jet Blue attendant) and the word jaded.
Slatded pet store employee Reggie having been asked "Where are all the Nemos and Dorys?" by full-grown adults for the 4000th time exclaimed: "YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM IN A FISH BOWL AND THEY LIVE IN SALTWATER G-DDAMMIT!!!". Reggie abruptly began giggling and cartwheeling toward the front door.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.