Slatded 

A state of mind where one makes a comical and somewhat endearing exit. Caused when a person has been jaded by continued under-appreciation combined with daily exposure to stupid people.

Derived from the surname Slater (from Steven Slater, the Jet Blue attendant) and the word jaded.

Slatded pet store employee Reggie having been asked "Where are all the Nemos and Dorys?" by full-grown adults for the 4000th time exclaimed: "YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM IN A FISH BOWL AND THEY LIVE IN SALTWATER G-DDAMMIT!!!". Reggie abruptly began giggling and cartwheeling toward the front door.

Slatded by Tuffkitten August 17, 2010

slapded 

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.

Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.

slapded by TheNoodler November 21, 2007

Sladed

Fucked hard, vigorously beyond all possible terms. The slader is sweating bullets and experiencing the best sex of his life, while the sladee is getting her brians fucked out. Some entitle it hardcore sex, it can involve bondage, fisting, anal, whatever one feels like doing. Put blunly, the kinkiest, rudest, most gut wrenching, exasusting, tiring, hardcore sex of one's life.

You: "Dude, did you hear? Jennifer got sladed by Mike last night."

Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."

Sladed by Petey121 April 27, 2008

Slatedale 

pronounced SLAYDALE by locals, Slatedale is a lovely place where all the inbreds who dont fit in Slatington go. While Slatington's populations consists of "city folk", Slatedale's is mostly closed-minded Redneck Republicans who dont own computers and sound slightly retarted when they talk. Slatedalians will shoot anything with four legs, and/or anything that steps foot in there yard. The Slatdalians are a lovely people. Please visit!..no seriously..get me out of here..

I shot a small rodent and ate it in Slatedale, after hanging out on Main Street, Slatington and smoking a mass amount of crack!

Slatedale by cindi!! November 6, 2006

sladded 

A state of intoxication beyond what is normally achievable. Medically, the state is somewhere in between blackout drunk and alcohol poisoning and/or death.

He was so sladded, he puked on that girl he was talking to.

sladded by Shotclock the Sandman March 11, 2010

slated 

to be tormented cruelly,teased unfairly

slated-it was ok for tom to come out and say he was gay everyone said thats fine,even though he was married for 13 years and has a teenage daughter and his wife is heartbroken..but omg did u see olive had an affair with that chap down the village,lets give her a really difficult teasing/lets slate her bout it,even though she not married and is single

slated by [e-mail] March 10, 2009

Slated 

Slated is when you ate and and slayed at the same time pur!

I slated that bitch
Ur mom did not slate with that outfit

My outfit slated

Slated by Camileslated123 May 12, 2022