A state of mind where one makes a comical and somewhat endearing exit. Caused when a person has been jaded by continued under-appreciation combined with daily exposure to stupid people.
Derived from the surname Slater (from Steven Slater, the Jet Blue attendant) and the word jaded.
Derived from the surname Slater (from Steven Slater, the Jet Blue attendant) and the word jaded.
Slatded pet store employee Reggie having been asked "Where are all the Nemos and Dorys?" by full-grown adults for the 4000th time exclaimed: "YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM IN A FISH BOWL AND THEY LIVE IN SALTWATER G-DDAMMIT!!!". Reggie abruptly began giggling and cartwheeling toward the front door.
by Tuffkitten August 17, 2010
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by TheNoodler November 21, 2007
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Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."
Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."
by Petey121 April 27, 2008
Get the Sladed mug.pronounced SLAYDALE by locals, Slatedale is a lovely place where all the inbreds who dont fit in Slatington go. While Slatington's populations consists of "city folk", Slatedale's is mostly closed-minded Redneck Republicans who dont own computers and sound slightly retarted when they talk. Slatedalians will shoot anything with four legs, and/or anything that steps foot in there yard. The Slatdalians are a lovely people. Please visit!..no seriously..get me out of here..
I shot a small rodent and ate it in Slatedale, after hanging out on Main Street, Slatington and smoking a mass amount of crack!
by cindi!! November 6, 2006
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